The girls decided to have a sleepover on my legs
THIS IS IMPORTANT
Okay but imagine:
- Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
- Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
- Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
- Peter Parker losing said contest
- Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
sarge’s epithets are seriously the greatest part of this series
OMG THANK ANON PLZ COME OFF ANON AND BE MY FRIEND
I swear I’m not even two minutes in and I couldn’t resist.
GUYS I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE AS EXCITED AS I AM BUT MY DAD BOUGHT PURPLE POTATOES AND WE’RE MAKING MASH
THIS IS SURREAL
I HAVE HAD THESE. My aunt got them. We had purple french fries.
that is some don’t hug me im scared shit
Ugh Americans are always afraid of food that doesn’t come in a box
"Not all Americans"
what the fuck why do you have to bring racism into this? I understand you’re just playing around with the “not all men” joke, but what the fuck, man?