foodchewer:

starbuckers:

i put the ass in casserole

why would you put your ass in the casserole

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

condomdepot:

likeloveadore:

LOOK AT HOW AWESOME THIS IS! 800 customized condoms to promote consent and safe sex!

Enjoy the condoms at your event! :D

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING
anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

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